Archive for February, 2009

Satan Thursdays

February 26, 2009

Nothing brings out the prince of darkness himself like dolls and babies. Nice.


Bio-powered toy airplane

February 26, 2009

A really messed up version of the Fail Whale


February 23, 2009

There’s an entire pedia for dicks! How accurate it is.


Snuggie pub crawl

February 19, 2009

I’m doing this in NYC. Hit me up if you’re coming out!!

Obama’s Elf

February 19, 2009

yup. And it’s funny too.

Unicorns, wolves and lasers

February 18, 2009

All awesome individually but now, there’s a website with all of them in one place! boosh!

Click here to check em out.

Fundies! underwear built for two

February 13, 2009

Way better than bicycles built for two! Happy Valentine’s Day cupcake.

Thank you NBC Washington.

Samurai swords – still sharp

February 12, 2009

Yup. Still sharp.

And on a separate but equally funny note – horses. They don’t have wings. Or compact eyes. Or antennae.

Thank you

Children’s artwork

February 11, 2009

From –

“The premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I’ve taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I’ll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:”

As you can see, the premise is hilarious. Certainly check out the site. If you need more convincing, check out this grade:

“That’s interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn’t that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F”

Successful seduction

February 6, 2009

Not as hot as the Angela Lansbury video but it’s pretty awesome. All you ladies out there, if a mustache is what turns you on, send me a comment and I’ll feel you up in the middle of restaurant. Just like this video taught me.