Archive for January, 2009

What’s funnier, landmines or war of the worlds?

January 28, 2009

Bottom line: everything is funny if you add the “Benny Hill” theme song!

How to relax before solving…a murder

January 26, 2009

And it includes how to keep your freak on after 50. Hot – especially during menopause.

From an IM earlier today.

Your roomie might be gay…

January 23, 2009

Mexican wrestling = summer olympics gymnastics

January 23, 2009

We sure don’t rock this in the WWE.

Gorbachev is funny

January 22, 2009

This is an older music video that somebody sent me a few months ago. I only realized now that I didn’t post it. It’s one of the greatest music videos. Nothing beats Gorbachev (yup, Gorbachev) doing pecks flex with shield and sword. And there’s zombies.

Black is back!

January 20, 2009

This was sent to me as I was jammin out to Curtis Mayfield. This trailer may look old but it’s not. It’s about to come out and it looks AWESOME!

36 songs and they’re all the same

January 20, 2009

All laid right down on top of each other. Hilarious.

From GiggleSugar

MC hammer dance competition

January 16, 2009

Stop! Hammer time! This dude doesn’t need a lesson from MC Hammer. This dude does Hammer Time better than MC Hammer does.

Check it out

By the way, check out dude’s mom knitting right behind him the entire time. She doesn’t even look up.

D-bag press release of the year award

January 13, 2009

Goes to Melrose Jewelers for posting this awesome press release about how Rolex watches saved Owen Wilson’s life. Is this as good as the Jennifer Hudson’s family could have been saved by a mattress gun rack press release?

From the press release – “Obviously, the quality of a Rolex watch helped Owen realize and appreciate the quality of his own life.”

And in case you think I’m pulling sentences out of context, how about an entire paragraph!

“Whatever the hawks of the media choose to write, it is clear that Rolex played a major role in Owen Wilson’s recovery. Back in good form, the actor is nothing less than a comic genius in a time when comedy is a necessity. Wearing a Rolex Submariner and attending Rolex Benefits helped Owen Wilson realize his life was valuable and worth living. Once again, the precision and quality of a Rolex proves to be a lifesaver in more ways than one.”

Read it here!. Thank you Melrose Jewelers. Without d-bags such as yourself, today would have probably been really boring. Cheers!

You’re the best

January 9, 2009

A little Friday afternoon ass-kickery to start off the weekend.