Archive for October, 2008

Ronald regan was funny too!

October 30, 2008

From my inbox:

‘Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.’

‘The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’

‘Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.’

‘The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.’

‘It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.’

‘Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.’

‘Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.’


It’s a gun rack!

October 28, 2008

“I don’t even own A gun, never the less many guns to necessitate an entire rack.” – Wayne’s World

Douche bag releases press release trying to make money on Hudson’s family death by selling gun racks. It’s so ridiculous it’s funny.

Click here to read!. Came to me via Gawker.

Bill cosby – still funny

October 28, 2008

Yup. Still funny!

Best man awesome-ness

October 22, 2008

who gets married on the edge of a precipice! Courtesy of

MILF minus the ILF

October 14, 2008

from Funn Love



Wall Street perspective

October 10, 2008

If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left. With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left. With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, youwould have $214. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It’s called the 401-Keg…..

Steve martin is funny!

October 9, 2008

Greatest magician ever!

Check it out!

10 ways to short a company stock

October 9, 2008

Radar Online has run a story on 10 ways to artificially lower a company’s stock through false news releases. My favorite:

“An internal memo from Google CEO Eric Schmidt describing the Internet as “kind of over” had surfaced on Valleywag.”

Read it!

Toy Story plus Batman

October 8, 2008

From Slashfilm

I don’t know what to say about this. Just watch it.

Biden debate training

October 8, 2008