Hall & Oates + Keyboard Cat

June 30, 2009

Keyboard Cat was made for this song.

Aliens and Predator vs Lloyd Christmas

June 22, 2009

Epic. Awesome.

Josh’s day of awesomeness

April 27, 2009

Your welcome, world.

President’s who fight pirates

April 15, 2009

Boosh!

Obama awesomeness

April 14, 2009

Hilarious. Click for more. Thanks Beautiful Decay!

Funny beer ad

April 8, 2009

From Cognac.com. They ran a funny article on 10 Creative Alcohol Advertisements. Definitely worth checking out. Below is my favorite:

Dole is funny…in japan

April 3, 2009

Dole. The banana company.

Manatee Squash

April 3, 2009

nothing more needs to be said

Amazing Snake Girl

April 3, 2009

I just want to be able to touch my knees without pulling something.

Joe & the elephant

April 1, 2009

Hilarious story emailed to me:

What an amazing story!! Please read to the end.

In 1972, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Joe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the
elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Joe worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to Joe, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Joe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted
loudly, turned, and walked away. Joe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Thirty years later, Joe was walking through the Tulsa Zoo with his family. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Joe and his family were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Joe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1972, Joe could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Joe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk
around one of Joe’s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn’t the same elephant.

This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories. 🙂