The Funny Virus http://funnyvirus.wordpress.com Stuff funny enough to tell your friends about Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:27:36 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/bc915daee30ba9a40c2e3738c7e14db2?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png The Funny Virus http://funnyvirus.wordpress.com Hall & Oates + Keyboard Cat http://funnyvirus.wordpress.com/2009/06/30/hall-oates-keyboard-cat/ http://funnyvirus.wordpress.com/2009/06/30/hall-oates-keyboard-cat/#comments Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:27:36 +0000 joshisfunny http://funnyvirus.wordpress.com/?p=289 ]]>

Keyboard Cat was made for this song.

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Epic. Awesome.

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Your welcome, world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ5qlIP0aRo&feature=related

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Boosh!

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Hilarious. Click for more. Thanks Beautiful Decay!

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From Cognac.com. They ran a funny article on 10 Creative Alcohol Advertisements. Definitely worth checking out. Below is my favorite:

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Dole. The banana company.

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nothing more needs to be said

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I just want to be able to touch my knees without pulling something.

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Hilarious story emailed to me:

What an amazing story!! Please read to the end.

In 1972, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Joe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the
elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Joe worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to Joe, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Joe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted
loudly, turned, and walked away. Joe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Thirty years later, Joe was walking through the Tulsa Zoo with his family. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Joe and his family were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Joe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1972, Joe could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Joe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk
around one of Joe’s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn’t the same elephant.

This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories. :)

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