Horses vs whores

Best way to get a whore? Carrots.

Rule 34

Rule 34 – If it exists, there is porn of it; especially pertains to things from your childhood.

Fire extinguisher snow

This chick is awesome. Apparently, she tried to make it snow by firing off a fire extinguisher.

Environmentalist saves whale

…by marrying her. Take that Green Peace!

Om nom nom nom. That’s a Twinkie cake…No really. That really is a wedding cake made out of Twinkies.

Dude then takes his cetacean project public…

…and meets the rest of the pod (herd?).

From Sherdog.com

Christmas is upon us

Was emailed to me. A little holiday music action. Rock.

Download it and love it

Fake darwin award

From my inbox:

Unfortunately, I don’t think this story is real (thanks for ruining the fun, Snopes. Why don’t you just make a post about there being no Santa Claus while you’re at it) but it’s so awesome that I’m posting it anyway:

A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk.. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister.

Jizz in my pants

funniest song ever. Since wordpress is being a little bitch and won’t let me embed the video, click on the link:

WordPress sucks

From Saturday’s SNL.

The wunder boner

yup. it’s real.

Best music video EVER

There’s not really anything I can say to convey how crucial it is to watch this video.

Paying bills with art

spiders with smiley faces no less!

From Geekologie.com